The Moira Monologues – 11 July

Wednesday 11 July 2018
8:00 pm - 9:30 pm

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The Stables, Armadale Castle

‘The Moira Monologues’

Alan Bisset’s acclaimed comedy

Meet Moira Bell, cleaner, single mother, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dog Pepe from the local rottweiler, attempting to seduce a teacher, or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night, Moira is hilarious, hypnotic, frightening and heart-warming company.

Based on the stories and characters Alan encountered growing up in the Hallglen area of Falkirk, where The Moira Monologues first premiered, Moira, her long-suffering pal Babs, her neighbour (Bawface), her laddies (they’re gid laddies, but they canny take their hash) and her wee dug Pepe, have left audiences all over the country weak with laughter.

“**** This is brilliant stuff, an exhilaratingly fresh take on the whole business of class and culture in Scotland. It’s also so funny that some in the audience were literally shouting with laughter.” – The Scotsman

“Moira Bell is a legend. A hilarious, but subtly smart work that takes society slowly apart” –– **** The Skinny

“Bissett writes with eagle-eyed vim and not a word is wasted.” – **** The Independent

The evening opens with some local traditional music.

Adults £14, Students £12, Young Person £7, Under 10s free, Members £12, Seasons free

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